viernes, 27 de noviembre de 2015

Everything in English of course

I think I have learned a lot this year. The English language is very much interesting, instead the English subject. The classmates are very nice, except for the old ones, and the blogs are the best moment in the year to make a serious work.
 This year I have learned a lot of interesting words and expressions like “piulent, leisure, tamo choclo and vo” I hope in the future I can use this to my professional life. When I get a job or begin my own company I will give thanks to my dear teacher that taught me this very much important ability.
Im using English to begin the communication process with my pigeons because some of them migrate from the USA and is the only way to talk to them. This is going very well; actually, the pigeons are making some works for my friends in villa Baviera, something about pictures and children. If the demand grows I’m planning to begin a business with my pigeon workers and become myself a millionaire with a lot of yachts and bitches.

I have some ideas for this subject, I think that the teacher should stimulate us more for the learning process, maybe if he gifts us some candies can be good, and he can make penalties for the people that answer wrongly for example having their heads shaved. And the most important, the professor should buy everyone a nuts snack from Simon when we end the last blog. Then we can have a party at his house and invite all the people of FACSO, everything in English of course.

viernes, 20 de noviembre de 2015

Business are business

This year has been a very good one; I enter to university to become a great sociologist and have a lot of money, yachts and bitches. The first is ready; I expect the next years I can get the other two.
 I have begun a business during my vacations that is going very well. Whit my sociological knowledge I had created a corporation that has overtaken the classes conflict and the power relations that usually make people enter in conflict, instead of that my business is composed of people that don’t know that they are working for me. I have created a system of buy- selling of peanuts that is making me millionaire; the better is that I don’t declare taxes so I can still having my scholarship.
 During my free time, after studying y buy some peanuts and then sell it to people that use their families to sell the peanuts, that way nobody have to pay taxes, until the last month it was going very well but recently one of my workers hasn’t made good his job, he sells only five sacks of peanuts per-day when he should be selling more than fifteen per-day.

During this year I have used my money to buy my house and all the others houses of my family, I did this because in class I learn that the one that controls the production’s means have the power, now my family have to pay me $200.000 monthly and follow my commands because I am the owner, I sue them as workers when my peanuts seller fail, the best is use little ones, as they are kids people always buy to them. 

viernes, 13 de noviembre de 2015

Family

During this year in university I have found that the pigeons are very much intelligent, some of them can climb the ladders without fling, they enter to classes and remain quiet because they are learning, and even some of them have a certain level of organization to go from one place to other.
 So this summer I’m planning to train the pigeons, my plan is make them able to be part of our beautiful faculty. I think this is very important because during these elections a lot of lists said that inclusion was an important matter, I say that if that is true the pigeons must be included to.
 They are social subjects that deserve respect. They are our partners in this place and we are discriminating against them. I can’t blame them for shit on us when we are walking on the bridge, they are protesting for their natural rights.
So when we come back next year I will have a lot of pigeons friends that will enforce our community, can you imagine what will happen when the police enter in the university and the pigeons defend us? Or the democracy if pigeons could vote? There wouldn’t be any more problems with cuorum!!

So, this summer, until you’re are traveling, sleeping or losing your time with internet addiction. I’m going to be surrounded by pigeons, petting, talking to them, bathing with them, may be kissing them and sleeping with them by hours like a consent and compromised person,

viernes, 6 de noviembre de 2015

The best social investigation ever


Hello, this is what happens when I can write anything I want. This is my statistics homework, it is a very interesting investigation that I hope can help a lot of persons. This is only a synopsis but it is enough to understand it.

 I wanted to make easier to read, because it was very hard, and I think I was successful. Put very much attention at every detail.

library(xlsx)install.packages("xlsx")library(xlsx)base1<-read.xlsx("Base1.xlsx", sheetIndex=1, startRow=2,finalRow=36,olIndex=1:12)summary(base1$pob)summary(base1$PIB)summary(base1$GP)summary(base1$GPE)summary(base1$GPEpercapita)summary(base1$PISA2009)summary(base1$PISA2012)summary(base1$uRannk2009)wajajajajajsummary(base1$uRank2012)summary(base1$PMR)summary(base1$impuesto)mean(base1$pob,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PIB,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GP,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GPE,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GPEpercapita,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PISA2009,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PISA2012,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$uRannk2009,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$uRank2012,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PMR,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$impuesto,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)var(base1$pob,na.rm=T)var(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)var(base1$GP,na.rm=T)var(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)var(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)var(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)var(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)var(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)var(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)var(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)villabavieravar(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)sd(base1$pob,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GP,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)sd(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)sd(base1$pob,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$pob,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GP,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GP,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)sd(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)intervalos.pib<-put(pib,seq(min(12860),max(14420000),by=10000,include.lowest=T)table(pib,PIB)                         

Did you get it? What I have discovered here can change the world for ever, all this information can give us the sense of universe and make all the people live in peace forever.
It can make the left lists in our university united.
It can make Jose leave the cigarette
It can help Simon to sell his peanuts
It can make Tool come to Chile
It can make us imagine the people
It can make us know what the Negro wants
It can make Junaeb to last all the month.
It can make the guards let you in JGM late on Friday


It is the best work I have ever done, I hope you like it and be useful for you, remember it the rest of your life and all your problems will be resolved.