viernes, 23 de octubre de 2015

Use your talents!!

 I want to be millionaire in the future, but that is not an option because of my teachers that put me a 1 as marks, they irresponsibility doing their work will make me give up on my dream of having a lot of money, yachts and bitches.
 But my economic future us result because after with happens at Villa Baviera my friend Ferdinand paid a lot of money, the only thing I had to do was not telling the think that happened there. So I will choose a work that makes me feel happy.
 I’m going to work seeding trees and repairing streets, because I like a lot to fill holes. I don’t need to study for doing that, so I will not have to face more teachers that forgot their student’s tests. It will be an outdoor work with a practical use.

But this is not all; my friend Ferdinand told me that I have a very good talent making happy old man’s. So I will use this talent, during this vacations I’m going back to Villa Baviera to ask if I can be a volunteer using this abilities I have. If it works I’m going to build a nursing home where I can make happy a lot of aged people and maybe when it expands I will bring some children for teaching this art.

viernes, 16 de octubre de 2015

Working class pet

Pets are interesting forms of life, if the question is what kind of pet I would like to have I would began by mention some principles.
I don’t have too much time for pets, so it must be useful. The better use of all is security, and if it is possible it can be used like a tool for power, like the elephants in India. The ideal pet is the one that can learn some ideological thoughts so I can make it a Marxist animal.
It doesn’t have to be beautiful; instead it can be horrible so it scares all my enemies, especially oligarchs.
His excrements must be easy to clean, must be an intelligent animal, hard to steal and hard to kill. Because such an animal like that can be wanted by invidious people that will try to take it to me. Is very important to be intelligent, it must be able to understand that I am his master and who are the possible enemies for security and for the social justice.

Having this principles the best pet in the world is the Alien, I would love to have an Alien as pet because this intelligent creature is terrifying, hard to kill, his excrements are acid so I don’t have to clean it and can be instructed to fight by the working class side and release it from the highest class oppression. An Alien is a working class hero!!


viernes, 9 de octubre de 2015

Kids for eat

 Have you ever eaten rare food? May be, if you have money, but sometimes the rarest things are de food’s name, I remember during my vacations in villa Babiera my friend Ferdinand told me he liked the “Niños Envueltos”.
 When I return home I investigate what this food was, it isn’t a kid as I imagined, it is meet with a complex preparation,  to made “niños envueltos” you must pick some scallops and fill it with bacon, onion, egg and other  optional ingredients. I have never taste this food because my psychiatrist told me that it can make me remember some traumas, but it seem to be a very delicious food!!

 By the way, next time I talk about food will tell you how to made “cabezas de negro”, it’s a candy that my friend Ferdinand said he didn’t like but I found it delicious.

viernes, 2 de octubre de 2015

Catholic Holidays

The best holydays I’ve ever had was when I was a little boy, i was going home after college when a priest named Ferdinand appeared and invites me to a travel to villa Baviera during a week. I didn’t want to go but he offered me some candy and I couldn’t resist.
 When I get there I meet a lot of children and priests that were friends of Ferdinand, there was a lot of food and games. It was a very liberal place because the priest told us to play naked.
 Villa Babiera was very nice, there is a lot of rooms and has a big open space where we could get around, there cookers gave us cakes and cookies, but there was a room where I never could go in, only some children went there, I thought it was a very fun place because when the priests enter there with a boy they do it with a smile in their face.
 Sometimes Ferdinand taught us theater and to beat shame we had to take of our clothes and then he record us, the last day Ferdinand invited me to the secret room but then the police appeared and the holydays came to end.

 it was the most fun ever because i where a very free person during my stay.