Everything in English of course

I think I have learned a lot this year. The English language is very much interesting, instead the English subject. The classmates are very nice, except for the old ones, and the blogs are the best moment in the year to make a serious work.

 This year I have learned a lot of interesting words and expressions like “piulent, leisure, tamo choclo and vo” I hope in the future I can use this to my professional life. When I get a job or begin my own company I will give thanks to my dear teacher that taught me this very much important ability.

Im using English to begin the communication process with my pigeons because some of them migrate from the USA and is the only way to talk to them. This is going very well; actually, the pigeons are making some works for my friends in villa Baviera, something about pictures and children. If the demand grows I’m planning to begin a business with my pigeon workers and become myself a millionaire with a lot of yachts and bitches.

I have some ideas for this subject, I think that the teacher should stimulate us more for the learning process, maybe if he gifts us some candies can be good, and he can make penalties for the people that answer wrongly for example having their heads shaved. And the most important, the professor should buy everyone a nuts snack from Simon when we end the last blog. Then we can have a party at his house and invite all the people of FACSO, everything in English of course.

Business are business

This year has been a very good one; I enter to university to become a great sociologist and have a lot of money, yachts and bitches. The first is ready; I expect the next years I can get the other two.

 I have begun a business during my vacations that is going very well. Whit my sociological knowledge I had created a corporation that has overtaken the classes conflict and the power relations that usually make people enter in conflict, instead of that my business is composed of people that don’t know that they are working for me. I have created a system of buy- selling of peanuts that is making me millionaire; the better is that I don’t declare taxes so I can still having my scholarship.

 During my free time, after studying y buy some peanuts and then sell it to people that use their families to sell the peanuts, that way nobody have to pay taxes, until the last month it was going very well but recently one of my workers hasn’t made good his job, he sells only five sacks of peanuts per-day when he should be selling more than fifteen per-day.

During this year I have used my money to buy my house and all the others houses of my family, I did this because in class I learn that the one that controls the production’s means have the power, now my family have to pay me $200.000 monthly and follow my commands because I am the owner, I sue them as workers when my peanuts seller fail, the best is use little ones, as they are kids people always buy to them. 

Family

During this year in university I have found that the pigeons are very much intelligent, some of them can climb the ladders without fling, they enter to classes and remain quiet because they are learning, and even some of them have a certain level of organization to go from one place to other.

 So this summer I’m planning to train the pigeons, my plan is make them able to be part of our beautiful faculty. I think this is very important because during these elections a lot of lists said that inclusion was an important matter, I say that if that is true the pigeons must be included to.

 They are social subjects that deserve respect. They are our partners in this place and we are discriminating against them. I can’t blame them for shit on us when we are walking on the bridge, they are protesting for their natural rights.

So when we come back next year I will have a lot of pigeons friends that will enforce our community, can you imagine what will happen when the police enter in the university and the pigeons defend us? Or the democracy if pigeons could vote? There wouldn’t be any more problems with cuorum!!

So, this summer, until you’re are traveling, sleeping or losing your time with internet addiction. I’m going to be surrounded by pigeons, petting, talking to them, bathing with them, may be kissing them and sleeping with them by hours like a consent and compromised person,

The best social investigation ever

Hello, this is what happens when I can write anything I want. This is my statistics homework, it is a very interesting investigation that I hope can help a lot of persons. This is only a synopsis but it is enough to understand it.

 I wanted to make easier to read, because it was very hard, and I think I was successful. Put very much attention at every detail.

library(xlsx)install.packages("xlsx")library(xlsx)base1<-read.xlsx("Base1.xlsx", sheetIndex=1, startRow=2,finalRow=36,olIndex=1:12)summary(base1$pob)summary(base1$PIB)summary(base1$GP)summary(base1$GPE)summary(base1$GPEpercapita)summary(base1$PISA2009)summary(base1$PISA2012)summary(base1$uRannk2009)wajajajajajsummary(base1$uRank2012)summary(base1$PMR)summary(base1$impuesto)mean(base1$pob,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PIB,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GP,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GPE,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$GPEpercapita,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PISA2009,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PISA2012,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$uRannk2009,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$uRank2012,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$PMR,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)mean(base1$impuesto,trim = 5/100,na.rm=T)var(base1$pob,na.rm=T)var(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)var(base1$GP,na.rm=T)var(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)var(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)var(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)var(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)var(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)var(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)var(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)villabavieravar(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)sd(base1$pob,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GP,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)sd(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)sd(base1$pob,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$pob,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PIB,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GP,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GP,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GPE,na.rm=T)sd(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$GPEpercapita,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PISA2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PISA2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$uRannk2009,na.rm=T)sd(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$uRank2012,na.rm=T)sd(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$PMR,na.rm=T)sd(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)/mean(base1$impuesto,na.rm=T)intervalos.pib<-put(pib,seq(min(12860),max(14420000),by=10000,include.lowest=T)table(pib,PIB)                         

Did you get it? What I have discovered here can change the world for ever, all this information can give us the sense of universe and make all the people live in peace forever.

It can make the left lists in our university united.

It can make Jose leave the cigarette

It can help Simon to sell his peanuts

It can make Tool come to Chile

It can make us imagine the people

It can make us know what the Negro wants

It can make Junaeb to last all the month.

It can make the guards let you in JGM late on Friday

It is the best work I have ever done, I hope you like it and be useful for you, remember it the rest of your life and all your problems will be resolved. 

Use your talents!!

 I want to be millionaire in the future, but that is not an option because of my teachers that put me a 1 as marks, they irresponsibility doing their work will make me give up on my dream of having a lot of money, yachts and bitches.

 But my economic future us result because after with happens at Villa Baviera my friend Ferdinand paid a lot of money, the only thing I had to do was not telling the think that happened there. So I will choose a work that makes me feel happy.

 I’m going to work seeding trees and repairing streets, because I like a lot to fill holes. I don’t need to study for doing that, so I will not have to face more teachers that forgot their student’s tests. It will be an outdoor work with a practical use.

But this is not all; my friend Ferdinand told me that I have a very good talent making happy old man’s. So I will use this talent, during this vacations I’m going back to Villa Baviera to ask if I can be a volunteer using this abilities I have. If it works I’m going to build a nursing home where I can make happy a lot of aged people and maybe when it expands I will bring some children for teaching this art.

Working class pet

Pets are interesting forms of life, if the question is what kind of pet I would like to have I would began by mention some principles.

I don’t have too much time for pets, so it must be useful. The better use of all is security, and if it is possible it can be used like a tool for power, like the elephants in India. The ideal pet is the one that can learn some ideological thoughts so I can make it a Marxist animal.

It doesn’t have to be beautiful; instead it can be horrible so it scares all my enemies, especially oligarchs.

His excrements must be easy to clean, must be an intelligent animal, hard to steal and hard to kill. Because such an animal like that can be wanted by invidious people that will try to take it to me. Is very important to be intelligent, it must be able to understand that I am his master and who are the possible enemies for security and for the social justice.

Having this principles the best pet in the world is the Alien, I would love to have an Alien as pet because this intelligent creature is terrifying, hard to kill, his excrements are acid so I don’t have to clean it and can be instructed to fight by the working class side and release it from the highest class oppression. An Alien is a working class hero!!

Kids for eat

 Have you ever eaten rare food? May be, if you have money, but sometimes the rarest things are de food’s name, I remember during my vacations in villa Babiera my friend Ferdinand told me he liked the “Niños Envueltos”.

 When I return home I investigate what this food was, it isn’t a kid as I imagined, it is meet with a complex preparation,  to made “niños envueltos” you must pick some scallops and fill it with bacon, onion, egg and other  optional ingredients. I have never taste this food because my psychiatrist told me that it can make me remember some traumas, but it seem to be a very delicious food!!

 By the way, next time I talk about food will tell you how to made “cabezas de negro”, it’s a candy that my friend Ferdinand said he didn’t like but I found it delicious.

Catholic Holidays

The best holydays I’ve ever had was when I was a little boy, i was going home after college when a priest named Ferdinand appeared and invites me to a travel to villa Baviera during a week. I didn’t want to go but he offered me some candy and I couldn’t resist.

 When I get there I meet a lot of children and priests that were friends of Ferdinand, there was a lot of food and games. It was a very liberal place because the priest told us to play naked.

 Villa Babiera was very nice, there is a lot of rooms and has a big open space where we could get around, there cookers gave us cakes and cookies, but there was a room where I never could go in, only some children went there, I thought it was a very fun place because when the priests enter there with a boy they do it with a smile in their face.

 Sometimes Ferdinand taught us theater and to beat shame we had to take of our clothes and then he record us, the last day Ferdinand invited me to the secret room but then the police appeared and the holydays came to end.

 it was the most fun ever because i where a very free person during my stay.

A nice country hidden in the midle est

 I’d like to go to a very wonderful country that, during the last years, has made himself very famous. It’s located in the middle west, between Syria and Irak, and is named Islamic State.

 The Islamic State or ISIS is not a recognized country but his people have already their own traditions, they practice shooting since the fourth years and some of them assure that they children’s can win the Olympic shooting games if the target is an infidel.

 Some people say that they can be a little sharp, but I think that is because they are misunderstood, and when the Syrians run away from them the stete-islamic people they feel very sad because no one wants to talk with them.

 That’s why I want to go there; I think that they are very funny and kind people. If I go there they will teach me they traditions and may be they will be my friends

 They seem to be nice :)

What da hell?

Well, it seems that this is the end, and my only friend is the end. Writing blogs was a very curious experience; it was very fun because I wrote things that made me laugh, at the same time I wrote these things using my institutional mail, which was made directly by the evil workers of the black tower known as tower fifteen.

 Sometimes I ask myself if this is going to bring me some problems in the future, maybe a I will be a serious person that doesn’t make jokes of everything and then someone will find my blogs and use this to threat my family. But in that moments I remember that I will not have a family because I will be playing videogames in my skyscraper whit money, yachts and bitches.

 In that future I will remember this blogs as wasted time that I should have never spent this way. NO! NO! Only joking, this was a very wonderful time dear professor because I had classes whit a man called Alvaro and that means a lot.

The last blog is like the last episode of a television serie that we don’t understood totally because It has no subtitles, but something a will always remember is that in English we don’t say “que chucha” but we say what da hell

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I want to be an hermit

My dream is to earn a lot of money, but not to be a rich person, I would use this money to build a very tall skyscraper then I would sell all the building except the lasts floors, in those floors is will install an enormous garden, a library totally completed, internet and a lot of videogames.

Once all that is ready I will contract some people to take care of the electricity, food and other services I could need. Then I will make those floors of the skyscraper my home and I will never get out of there, I will sleep twelve hour per day and the rest I would be reading an playing enjoying the life at maximum.

 I will not need another people because I will have money and a lot of happiness. So the family, friends and girlfriends will disappear of my life full of prosperity.

This dream is absolutely possible, I just need cash and the happiness will come because we are a neoliberal society. 

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America's cup and sociology

 This June the eleventh will begin the American cup, this will be such an important event for everyone us (don’t say not because you will end watching one match at least, no matters how much you try to avoid or deny it). We will see a lot of estrangers and many celebrations in Santiago, the passion of football will be everywhere.

 Is in this context when i question, ¿who created the horrible cup America’s song? That song was repudiated by the great majority of who listen it. It was so much bad that the natives of all the continent decided to relocate themselves in Africa, Mapuches, Aimaras, Cherokees and Mayas has disappeared looking for a place where the music where better and the people less stupid , the rest of the native people are organizing their exodus.

 In my personal opinion I think that the problem could have been avoided if the authorities employ some sociologist, but instead that we have more and more indigents.